Vent.

I have been blessed with a man-friend who is really good at remembering to put the toilet seat down. And for that, thank you Mondo. For whatever reason, every other man I come in contact with at work, feels the need to leave it up. Now, generally speaking this doesn't really bother me. What does bother me though, is when there's pee all over the seat, and they've "forgotten" to flush. Because that's exactly what I want to do when I am about to pee my pants. Grab some toilet paper, wipe up your nasty pee so I can put the lid down, and flush before I pee so that I don't have any backsplash of yours on my butt.

Yup. I was hoping I could do that today. Twice.